What am I?

So, with the whole politics thing going on with Poizner and Whitman running in California, Arizona's new law and stuff, I just can't figure out what party I'm in or if I'm a liberal/conservative/socialist/etc. So here's what I think on some issues and wonder if anyone has any idea what political label I'd get.

• I'm all for gay rights
• I'm all for the freedom to marry
  
• I'm for abortion at any time
• I'm pro-gun
• I believe in separation of church and state
  
• I'm against the No Child Left Behind Act
  
• I'm against the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (older internet users use the law as a way to justify their ageist attitudes against kids)
• I'm very anti-environmentalist (I'm not fretting over the oil spill that's going on)
• I support Arizona's immigration law (and I happen to be a very brown Mexican)
• I believe that the US should make English their official language instead of having no official language
• I believe in lower taxes
• I'm against the idea of a "nanny state" (e.g. banning trans fats, all that anti-obesity stuff going on)
• I believe in smaller government

I think that's about it. I dunno what other things to take into consideration to determine where I'm at.