So I'm reading the web translation for the Japanese WarioWare site and I'm laughing my ass off at 9-Volt's diary because of the translation. XD The bolded part is the translation while the rest is my comments.
I'll write a diary today. Damn those would I expect from most of the game story!
Wtf?
Gathered today at the house of my chin and I was Pazukore convention!
Wait, your chin has a house? Maybe Jay Leno's does...
Today is the birthday of my mom's chin.
The hell is up with you and chins?! O_o
Dad's chin I'm a fireman.
...*facepalms*
I was a pet without permission, I wonder what this guy I really?
ROFL! XD
I played with my dick in the house I called out from Obyuron epiphany today alone.
...no comment.
What the hell I'm in kindergarten jump rope What?
ROFL! XD
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Monday, May 24, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
How do I shot web?
Well, I'm living back with my aunt again and got my computer back in poor shape from her sister.
I'm stalking one of my best friends. She only knows me by my RP characters (and they're pretty crazy too), but mostly by my main character. I always fear the day we'll meet up and stuff. :D But she's awesome. Strange, my two bestest friends in the world have a lot in common with each other. Their first names begin with the same letter, they're both into many of the same fandoms, they both have a condition beginning with the same letter that's in the same area, THEY'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME REGION IN THE COUNTRY! Must I go on? O_O Oh, and I love both of their accents. I don't love all accents. I can't stand the ebonics one at all. But she has a cool Minnesotan accent! I had a psychology teacher with a slightly stronger Minnesotan accent than her. Sometimes my teacher sounded like she was from Germany or something.
I'm now stalking my friend's YouTube. :D I got the warm, fuzzies because she mentioned me (my character). Also I stole "poofer" from her book and called Smokey that, who simply gave me this look that said "What the hell is that, ya crazy schizo!" Smokey and her cat Shadow could be best friends if it wasn't for Smokey's hatred for the company of anyone else but her slaves (i.e. us). I'm sure they'll try to beat the crap out of one another. It'd be funny if our cats did meet up and Shadow fell for Smokey. I dunno how old Shadow is, but he'd probably be a... what's the name of a young guy going after older ladies? Older ladies who go after younger guys are called cougars...
I have chortles after watching Jet 18Volt on YouTube. It's 18-Volt's set of games in WarioWare: Showcase. He does indeed sound a bit like Donkey Kong (someone mentioned that in a comment). Also 9-Volt's the boss in his game. XD I love the little "break" after the boss game. First, 9-Volt's all like "Let's be friends again!" then he slaps 18-Volt's hand away and does a Croagunk impression and is like "I hate you!" At first, I thought that 9-Volt bit 18-Volt's hand. XD I can't get over how funny that is and also the fact that he looked like a Croagunk of all Pokémon with that angry face. How'd they know about my fanfic that I haven't even gotten on paper...
I'm stalking one of my best friends. She only knows me by my RP characters (and they're pretty crazy too), but mostly by my main character. I always fear the day we'll meet up and stuff. :D But she's awesome. Strange, my two bestest friends in the world have a lot in common with each other. Their first names begin with the same letter, they're both into many of the same fandoms, they both have a condition beginning with the same letter that's in the same area, THEY'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME REGION IN THE COUNTRY! Must I go on? O_O Oh, and I love both of their accents. I don't love all accents. I can't stand the ebonics one at all. But she has a cool Minnesotan accent! I had a psychology teacher with a slightly stronger Minnesotan accent than her. Sometimes my teacher sounded like she was from Germany or something.
I'm now stalking my friend's YouTube. :D I got the warm, fuzzies because she mentioned me (my character). Also I stole "poofer" from her book and called Smokey that, who simply gave me this look that said "What the hell is that, ya crazy schizo!" Smokey and her cat Shadow could be best friends if it wasn't for Smokey's hatred for the company of anyone else but her slaves (i.e. us). I'm sure they'll try to beat the crap out of one another. It'd be funny if our cats did meet up and Shadow fell for Smokey. I dunno how old Shadow is, but he'd probably be a... what's the name of a young guy going after older ladies? Older ladies who go after younger guys are called cougars...
I have chortles after watching Jet 18Volt on YouTube. It's 18-Volt's set of games in WarioWare: Showcase. He does indeed sound a bit like Donkey Kong (someone mentioned that in a comment). Also 9-Volt's the boss in his game. XD I love the little "break" after the boss game. First, 9-Volt's all like "Let's be friends again!" then he slaps 18-Volt's hand away and does a Croagunk impression and is like "I hate you!" At first, I thought that 9-Volt bit 18-Volt's hand. XD I can't get over how funny that is and also the fact that he looked like a Croagunk of all Pokémon with that angry face. How'd they know about my fanfic that I haven't even gotten on paper...
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