MOAR rants against humanity

And this time I'm not the only crazy one who feels this way.

Some dumbass in Florida's planning on holding a Burn a Quran Day and he thinks that Islam is the devil's religion (then again, anything that's not Christian is the devil's religion to these types of people). He's planning on holding it on the 11th. Celebrities, politicians, a lot of people have spoken out against this guy's plans and some of the military people are explaining that this could be used to fuel anti-American violence for those abroad and at home. Yeah, so if he goes through with it and it makes headlines over the globe and a shitstorm starts, we're fucked. I'm pretty sure there are people out there who'd love to kill me due to my controversial ideas and stuff, but for someone else's crap? One of the things I hate so much (and have experienced many times in that godawful Tay program) is getting punished because of what other people did. Being on lockdown for the weekend with no TV and stuff because some stupid whore left her boyfriend's crap on the front porch and it getting stolen because we were in a ghetto neighbor is no fun at all. Getting attacked or even killed simply because I'm from the same country as some radical Christian who torched a bunch of Qurans would be even worse and it's something I don't want and I hope that nobody else wants.

No, I'm not Muslim. I never was Muslim and I have no plans on converting. I may be against the Abrahamic religions (ok, I'm anti-Christian), but I'm not going to burn their holy books because that's low even for me. Hell, I wouldn't burn ANY books! But this guy needs to be taken down.

Another rant blog

And this is coming from a girl with the mind of a guy. I absolutely can't stand control freak women who are obsessive about having the house spotless and see dirt and everything everywhere despite it being clean. They nag and complain when the cleanliness isn't up to their impossible standards. They nag about chores. They nag about not being "appreciated" when they should just shut the hell up and maybe people will appreciate them more. I've lived in a household of mostly women (just one guy) my whole life and they drive me nuts. I've lived in that god-awful Tay program and had to deal with stupid female roommates and psycho house managers. My aunt would nag me all the time for everything and thinks it's fine, yet if I speak out against something I don't like, she bitches at me for being ungrateful and stuff. No, YOU'RE the ungrateful one for criticizing me for not doing things to your crazy standards. If you hate the way I clean the bathroom or anything else you make me do, pick up the damned brush and do it yourself. I can't deal with women who act like this.

As for myself, I've never been in or cared to be in relationships. I've thought it over on what I want. I'd like to go for a very submissive woman who will do whatever I say with no backtalk. She'll cook my favorite meals to my specification, do all the household chores, pay all the bills, drive me to wherever I want and basically be my little trained monkey. I want someone who's loaded and will buy me whatever I want instead of bitch at me to give her money. She should love me unconditionally, meaning that no matter what I do or how I treat her, she won't leave me and she won't nag me. I want someone to pamper me and treat me like royalty.

My warped views on relationships and on people in general is one of many reasons why I don't do the whole dating thing. I admit that I do have crushes on a couple close friends, but fearing that I'll hurt them prevents me from telling them. If they told me first, I could maybe do it. Though I did tell one of them and the ever present thought that I have hurt her or might do so in the future is always on my mind. The prefect woman for me that I have described above won't mean that I can't have partners. It's like if I had that woman and my friend together right here, my friend and I can go do whatever it is couples do while my little pet will cater to us, get us drinks or whatever we want.

I'm always worried that I have unintentionally hurt my close friends and losing them would be very devastating. If I lose my longest friend, I would most likely kill myself or something crazy to that effect. But if I do, that'll hurt my other close friend and she's told me before that she won't know what to do if she loses me. I'm certain that the same thing will happen if I lose her instead of him. So, I worry about losing both of them. -_-

What am I?

So, with the whole politics thing going on with Poizner and Whitman running in California, Arizona's new law and stuff, I just can't figure out what party I'm in or if I'm a liberal/conservative/socialist/etc. So here's what I think on some issues and wonder if anyone has any idea what political label I'd get.

• I'm all for gay rights
• I'm all for the freedom to marry
  
• I'm for abortion at any time
• I'm pro-gun
• I believe in separation of church and state
  
• I'm against the No Child Left Behind Act
  
• I'm against the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (older internet users use the law as a way to justify their ageist attitudes against kids)
• I'm very anti-environmentalist (I'm not fretting over the oil spill that's going on)
• I support Arizona's immigration law (and I happen to be a very brown Mexican)
• I believe that the US should make English their official language instead of having no official language
• I believe in lower taxes
• I'm against the idea of a "nanny state" (e.g. banning trans fats, all that anti-obesity stuff going on)
• I believe in smaller government

I think that's about it. I dunno what other things to take into consideration to determine where I'm at.

Crazy translations

So I'm reading the web translation for the Japanese WarioWare site and I'm laughing my ass off at 9-Volt's diary because of the translation. XD The bolded part is the translation while the rest is my comments.


I'll write a diary today. Damn those would I expect from most of the game story!
Wtf?

Gathered today at the house of my chin and I was Pazukore convention!
Wait, your chin has a house? Maybe Jay Leno's does...

Today is the birthday of my mom's chin.
The hell is up with you and chins?! O_o

Dad's chin I'm a fireman.
...*facepalms*

I was a pet without permission, I wonder what this guy I really?
ROFL! XD

I played with my dick in the house I called out from Obyuron epiphany today alone.
...no comment.

What the hell I'm in kindergarten jump rope What?
ROFL! XD

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How do I shot web?

Well, I'm living back with my aunt again and got my computer back in poor shape from her sister.

I'm stalking one of my best friends. She only knows me by my RP characters (and they're pretty crazy too), but mostly by my main character. I always fear the day we'll meet up and stuff. :D But she's awesome. Strange, my two bestest friends in the world have a lot in common with each other. Their first names begin with the same letter, they're both into many of the same fandoms, they both have a condition beginning with the same letter that's in the same area, THEY'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME REGION IN THE COUNTRY! Must I go on? O_O Oh, and I love both of their accents. I don't love all accents. I can't stand the ebonics one at all. But she has a cool Minnesotan accent! I had a psychology teacher with a slightly stronger Minnesotan accent than her. Sometimes my teacher sounded like she was from Germany or something.

I'm now stalking my friend's YouTube. :D I got the warm, fuzzies because she mentioned me (my character). Also I stole "poofer" from her book and called Smokey that, who simply gave me this look that said "What the hell is that, ya crazy schizo!" Smokey and her cat Shadow could be best friends if it wasn't for Smokey's hatred for the company of anyone else but her slaves (i.e. us). I'm sure they'll try to beat the crap out of one another. It'd be funny if our cats did meet up and Shadow fell for Smokey. I dunno how old Shadow is, but he'd probably be a... what's the name of a young guy going after older ladies? Older ladies who go after younger guys are called cougars...

I have chortles after watching Jet 18Volt on YouTube. It's 18-Volt's set of games in WarioWare: Showcase. He does indeed sound a bit like Donkey Kong (someone mentioned that in a comment). Also 9-Volt's the boss in his game. XD I love the little "break" after the boss game. First, 9-Volt's all like "Let's be friends again!" then he slaps 18-Volt's hand away and does a Croagunk impression and is like "I hate you!" At first, I thought that 9-Volt bit 18-Volt's hand. XD I can't get over how funny that is and also the fact that he looked like a Croagunk of all Pokémon with that angry face. How'd they know about my fanfic that I haven't even gotten on paper...