Planet Eladard

MOAR rants against humanity

2010-09-09T20:50:00.000-07:00

And this time I'm not the only crazy one who feels this way.

Some dumbass in Florida's planning on holding a Burn a Quran Day and he thinks that Islam is the devil's religion (then again, anything that's not Christian is the devil's religion to these types of people). He's planning on holding it on the 11th. Celebrities, politicians, a lot of people have spoken out against this guy's plans and some of the military people are explaining that this could be used to fuel anti-American violence for those abroad and at home. Yeah, so if he goes through with it and it makes headlines over the globe and a shitstorm starts, we're fucked. I'm pretty sure there are people out there who'd love to kill me due to my controversial ideas and stuff, but for someone else's crap? One of the things I hate so much (and have experienced many times in that godawful Tay program) is getting punished because of what other people did. Being on lockdown for the weekend with no TV and stuff because some stupid whore left her boyfriend's crap on the front porch and it getting stolen because we were in a ghetto neighbor is no fun at all. Getting attacked or even killed simply because I'm from the same country as some radical Christian who torched a bunch of Qurans would be even worse and it's something I don't want and I hope that nobody else wants.

No, I'm not Muslim. I never was Muslim and I have no plans on converting. I may be against the Abrahamic religions (ok, I'm anti-Christian), but I'm not going to burn their holy books because that's low even for me. Hell, I wouldn't burn ANY books! But this guy needs to be taken down.

Another rant blog

2010-08-24T20:26:00.000-07:00

And this is coming from a girl with the mind of a guy. I absolutely can't stand control freak women who are obsessive about having the house spotless and see dirt and everything everywhere despite it being clean. They nag and complain when the cleanliness isn't up to their impossible standards. They nag about chores. They nag about not being "appreciated" when they should just shut the hell up and maybe people will appreciate them more. I've lived in a household of mostly women (just one guy) my whole life and they drive me nuts. I've lived in that god-awful Tay program and had to deal with stupid female roommates and psycho house managers. My aunt would nag me all the time for everything and thinks it's fine, yet if I speak out against something I don't like, she bitches at me for being ungrateful and stuff. No, YOU'RE the ungrateful one for criticizing me for not doing things to your crazy standards. If you hate the way I clean the bathroom or anything else you make me do, pick up the damned brush and do it yourself. I can't deal with women who act like this.

As for myself, I've never been in or cared to be in relationships. I've thought it over on what I want. I'd like to go for a very submissive woman who will do whatever I say with no backtalk. She'll cook my favorite meals to my specification, do all the household chores, pay all the bills, drive me to wherever I want and basically be my little trained monkey. I want someone who's loaded and will buy me whatever I want instead of bitch at me to give her money. She should love me unconditionally, meaning that no matter what I do or how I treat her, she won't leave me and she won't nag me. I want someone to pamper me and treat me like royalty.

My warped views on relationships and on people in general is one of many reasons why I don't do the whole dating thing. I admit that I do have crushes on a couple close friends, but fearing that I'll hurt them prevents me from telling them. If they told me first, I could maybe do it. Though I did tell one of them and the ever present thought that I have hurt her or might do so in the future is always on my mind. The prefect woman for me that I have described above won't mean that I can't have partners. It's like if I had that woman and my friend together right here, my friend and I can go do whatever it is couples do while my little pet will cater to us, get us drinks or whatever we want.

I'm always worried that I have unintentionally hurt my close friends and losing them would be very devastating. If I lose my longest friend, I would most likely kill myself or something crazy to that effect. But if I do, that'll hurt my other close friend and she's told me before that she won't know what to do if she loses me. I'm certain that the same thing will happen if I lose her instead of him. So, I worry about losing both of them. -_-

What am I?

2010-06-06T17:16:00.001-07:00

So, with the whole politics thing going on with Poizner and Whitman running in California, Arizona's new law and stuff, I just can't figure out what party I'm in or if I'm a liberal/conservative/socialist/etc. So here's what I think on some issues and wonder if anyone has any idea what political label I'd get.

I'm all for gay rights
I'm all for the freedom to marry
I'm for abortion at any time
I'm pro-gun
I believe in separation of church and state
I'm against the No Child Left Behind Act
I'm against the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (older internet users use the law as a way to justify their ageist attitudes against kids)
I'm very anti-environmentalist (I'm not fretting over the oil spill that's going on)
I support Arizona's immigration law (and I happen to be a very brown Mexican)
I believe that the US should make English their official language instead of having no official language
I believe in lower taxes
I'm against the idea of a "nanny state" (e.g. banning trans fats, all that anti-obesity stuff going on)
I believe in smaller government

I think that's about it. I dunno what other things to take into consideration to determine where I'm at.

Crazy translations

2010-05-24T14:46:00.000-07:00

So I'm reading the web translation for the Japanese WarioWare site and I'm laughing my ass off at 9-Volt's diary because of the translation. XD The bolded part is the translation while the rest is my comments.

I'll write a diary today. Damn those would I expect from most of the game story!
Wtf?

Gathered today at the house of my chin and I was Pazukore convention!
Wait, your chin has a house? Maybe Jay Leno's does...

Today is the birthday of my mom's chin.
The hell is up with you and chins?! O_o

Dad's chin I'm a fireman.
...*facepalms*

I was a pet without permission, I wonder what this guy I really?
ROFL! XD

I played with my dick in the house I called out from Obyuron epiphany today alone.
...no comment.

What the hell I'm in kindergarten jump rope What?
ROFL! XD

http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?hl=en&sl=ja&tl=en&u=http://www.nintendo.co.jp/n08/azwj/9volt/diary.html&rurl=translate.google.com&twu=1&usg=ALkJrhjOGJL6W6sXd_21J65oUTZBLrYK8w

How do I shot web?

2010-05-20T23:06:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm living back with my aunt again and got my computer back in poor shape from her sister.

I'm stalking one of my best friends. She only knows me by my RP characters (and they're pretty crazy too), but mostly by my main character. I always fear the day we'll meet up and stuff. :D But she's awesome. Strange, my two bestest friends in the world have a lot in common with each other. Their first names begin with the same letter, they're both into many of the same fandoms, they both have a condition beginning with the same letter that's in the same area, THEY'RE BOTH FROM THE SAME REGION IN THE COUNTRY! Must I go on? O_O Oh, and I love both of their accents. I don't love all accents. I can't stand the ebonics one at all. But she has a cool Minnesotan accent! I had a psychology teacher with a slightly stronger Minnesotan accent than her. Sometimes my teacher sounded like she was from Germany or something.

I'm now stalking my friend's YouTube. :D I got the warm, fuzzies because she mentioned me (my character). Also I stole "poofer" from her book and called Smokey that, who simply gave me this look that said "What the hell is that, ya crazy schizo!" Smokey and her cat Shadow could be best friends if it wasn't for Smokey's hatred for the company of anyone else but her slaves (i.e. us). I'm sure they'll try to beat the crap out of one another. It'd be funny if our cats did meet up and Shadow fell for Smokey. I dunno how old Shadow is, but he'd probably be a... what's the name of a young guy going after older ladies? Older ladies who go after younger guys are called cougars...

I have chortles after watching Jet 18Volt on YouTube. It's 18-Volt's set of games in WarioWare: Showcase. He does indeed sound a bit like Donkey Kong (someone mentioned that in a comment). Also 9-Volt's the boss in his game. XD I love the little "break" after the boss game. First, 9-Volt's all like "Let's be friends again!" then he slaps 18-Volt's hand away and does a Croagunk impression and is like "I hate you!" At first, I thought that 9-Volt bit 18-Volt's hand. XD I can't get over how funny that is and also the fact that he looked like a Croagunk of all Pokémon with that angry face. How'd they know about my fanfic that I haven't even gotten on paper...

YouTube converter! :O

2009-10-06T14:12:00.001-07:00

I finally found one that actually WORKS! It's Dirpy and it hasn't given me any trouble yet. ^^

asdf

2009-09-09T15:10:00.000-07:00

Well, I've found out that I can deal with .rar files without installing Winrar on the school's computers. A couple people on dA suggested to put 7-Zip on my flash drive and it's good! ^^ But now I have to deal with renaming the Brawl soundtrack and searching for the artists because I'm obsessive like that. ¬_¬ I can't put some torrent program to get it off of Video Game Scrapbook and that site did the best job of tagging them, but they only offer it as a torrent now. TT_TT I don't have the link to 7-Zip, but it's called 7-Zip Portable. If I ever get my computer back from my no-good ex-family, I'm going to get rid of Winrar and replace it with 7-Zip. I also need a free laptop that's a desktop replacement. I need the room for downloading craploads of music. =D

I misread the example label at the bottom of this new post thing as "fail" instead of "fall". ^0^

OH GOD! I'M A RABID YAOI FANGIRL!

2009-04-13T15:04:00.000-07:00

I've finally been corrupted into the world of slash. First, I was searching for Volkner fanart on DeviantART and ended up faving a lotta pics from one artist, so I decided to stalker--err, WATCH her then found one slash art of Palmer with Byron and I was like "OMGWTF!" and got all happy for some odd reason because even though I'm a crazy Volkner fangirl, I looooooove Palmer even more even though he's married and has a son about half my age and it was hard to find Palmer fanart. D: Much, much later, she put up a piece with Palmer and Thorton and I've been thinking about what a cute pair they are! Before that, I discovered that I'm now an Energyshipper (I'll list them all later!) and now I'm also a Buckleshipper. O_O

LIST OF ALL THE SHIPPINGS I'VE BEEN CORRUPTED INTO:
Buckleshipping: Palmer and Thorton
Energyshipping: Volkner and Roark
Overcoatshipping: Volkner and Palmer

I've made fun of the rabid yaoi fangirls in my Smash Bros. fanfics and now I'm becoming one of them! YOU'RE SAFE FOR NOW, MARTH!!! I'M ONLY INTO THE ONES FOR POKÉMON!

LOL@FILTER!

2009-03-31T14:01:00.000-07:00

I really, REALLY hate this stupid filter on the library's computers. It tends to block sites that mention games a lot. Yet I can still read Awkward Zombie and wste my hour at Bulbapedia... O_o; It even blocks me from looking at some of the sites I have labeled in Google! D: So I decided to change some of their names and they're not blocked. Like the "Nintendo" label is now "LUCKY CANDY!". It's because Nintendo translates to "Leave luck to heaven" and the new label name's a bit of an inside joke with a friend after watching the flash "Bowser's Kingdom". These crazy dudes who call themselves "Karate Duo Number 1" often use this product called "Lucky Candy" (pronounced as "Raki Candy", to mock the whole R/L thing) for different things such as reviving other people. Another label I had to change was "games" to "G&W" (y'know, as in Mr. Game & Watch?), which was just some links to flash games. Simple stuff.

It blocks MySpace, which it considered "problem sites" and it also blocks Gaia Online as a "chat site". Oddly enough, I can visit the walkthroughs and forums of Starmen.net, but not the main site itself because it gets blocked under "games". VG Cats is blocked for "games" as well, but not Awkward Zombie? o_ô I wonder if Newgrounds is blocked... Yep, under "pronography/adult content". So's YTMND for the same thing (all I wanted was to see that Noterday one... ;-;) Now if I see an interesting story on Yahoo and it's blocked under "games", I have to bookmark it onto Google so that I can read it when I get to the college to see it. It doesn't block any sites, luckily. ^_^

Screw community service!

2009-03-19T13:23:00.000-07:00

Stupid Tay Center makes us do 4 hours a week if we're not going to school or work full-time. Even if we did those full-time, they make us provide proof! We'd have to give the teachers or employers a sheet to sign and it has a section for AA/NA meetings that we're forced to go to even if we don't have a problem. What gets me about that is that they'll see the AA/NA part and assume that we're druggies! (Alcoholism isn't a real disease; they just do crack while drinking and get fucked up. LEGAL MEDS HAVE A WARNING ON THE LABEL SAYING NOT TO MIX MEDS AND BOOZE!!!) I hate doing community service. It's so mind-numbingly dull and you get no respect. When I sweep the parking lot, the druggies just throw their cigarettes (hypocrites) all over the place. X_X Friggin' slobs!

Also, I can't find one of the PSA ads online that I've seen a buncha times on bus shelters around here. It's about diabetes management and it has an ambulance in a living room and Hank (the dude who the ambulance is for) has that "WTF IS THIS?!" look on his face. I went to the site that was on the ad to get it from there, but it's not on there. I ain't registering for help on managing that! I just want the damn ad because it's lulzy! D: Also, it can be used for caption contests ("Ambulance? Parked in MY living room? It's more common than you think.") and demotivational posters (I'm addicted to those).

I have extreme OCD

2009-03-18T16:08:00.000-07:00

How bad? It bugs the HELL outta me how songs get tagged wrong, such as with the Brawl music. If I had my computer back instead and lots of free time, I'd have tagged them properly by the end of the day. =\ But no! I can't have my PC here because there's not "enough room" even though I figured out where to put it and my aunt wants her laptop to collect dust instead of giving it to me to have. Sheesh, it seems like the world doesn't want me to have a computer and internet... >_< I hate these withdraws! I actually get physical symptoms like headaches and stuff when I don't have my internet access or my computer.

MUSIC! :O

2009-03-18T12:12:00.000-07:00

Mother 3+
Pokémon Battle Revolution (in RAR)
Pokémon Stadium (in RAR)
Pokémon Stadium 2 (in RAR)
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn

Sites I Like!

2009-03-05T14:03:00.000-08:00

I'll be updating this often, so check this often. I'll also update via Wii, so please excuse any typoes! If a link's not working, let me know and I'll either fix it or remove it if it's dead.

Nintendo Sites
Starmen.Net: One of the biggest EarthBound/Mother series sites around. ^_^
Brawl Snapshots: Upload and view snapshots from Brawl! Also upload and download stages!
Super Smash Bros. Melee (J): Nice official site for Melee. Also, there's a buncha snapshots other players took, located here.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon 2 Wonder Mail generator: Generates rescue missions for Mystery Dungeon 2.
Bulbapedia: A Pokémon encyclopedia.
Pokémon D/P Feedback Generator: To get new wallpaper for the PC boxes.
FE Planet: Fire Emblem
Fire Emblem- Blazing Sword wallpaper(J): Some cool wallpaper from the Japanese site.
Made in Wario (J): Japanese site for the first WarioWare game. Has some pretty crazy stuff, but it's all in Japanese. This one's weird. Click around. XD
WarioWare: Smooth Moves (J): Japanese site for Smooth Moves. Everyone has their own blog there. XD
Secrets of the Seven Stars: Cool Super Mario RPG fansite.
The Mushroom Kingdom: Big Mario fansite!
Kirby's Rainbow Resort: Awesome Kirby fansite! Also, download subbed versions of the Kirby anime!
Zelda manga: Why does Japan get all the good stuff?! D:

Comics
Tainted Ink: Darkly funny web comic about a girl named Reiko.
Awkward Zombie: Funny web comic about various games, mainly Super Smash Bros.
VG Cats: Another video game-related comic site. ^^

Other Sites
DeviantART: Online community for artists. Lotsa good stuff!
Capt. Haddock insult generator: Randomly generates one of his many insults he uses in the Tintin series. Good for when you get into an argument with some fancy-dressed fascist.
Gaia Online: HUGE forums site with a pwnsome avatar system! Dress them up, play games, post, RP, whatever to get gold to buy more things for your avatar!
Leekspin: Hypnotic. @w@
Failblog: Has photos of funny failures.
Birthday calculator: Has neat facts about your birthday.
WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS!: *dies laughing*
Snopes: Urban legends website.
Online Text Fader: To make your post texts fade from blue to red or whatever.
Quizzila: Huge quiz site and make your own quizzes.
Personal aura colors quiz: Find out what your aura is.
Fanfiction.Net: Big fanfiction site.
MySpace: Big social network.
MyAnimeList.net: Organize what anime and manga you've gone through!